The Silent Thaw

Dis be de 1 where Brambystar takes an anti-bodily vacation and like expects Rootpaw to be his like hotel host or something.

"Bring me a towel, bring me de Champaign. Ooh, dis anti-body business is de life!" - Brambystar

"I not lisenin'" - Rootpaw

"I'm gonna give dis estabwishment a one-star!" - Brambystar

"Hauntin meh doesoint count as da hotel!" - Rootpaw

"Of course-de does. 'Aven't thou evah heard of a Haunted Hotel?" - Brambystar.

Mean-de-while, while Bramby and Rooty are yellin' ThunderClan's substitoot teacher exilin' everybody! I took out my roast beef and placed it on the counter to thaw. It didn't make any sound, so I guess you could call it a SILENT THAW.

I forgot I had it out, and found it a few days later. It reeked. So I guess you could say, Silent but deadly.

Wow! Tis has got to be the best boiok since Wingy Fire!